A modest proposal

In light of what I'm reading about the latest Democratic Presidential primary debates (you can't honestly expect me to WATCH that) I have a modest proposal:

Universal Lawn Care.

Hard working Americans such as myself can't be expected to mow our own lawns in addition to generating tax revenue. Also, think about the additional jobs! With a $15/20/25 an hour minimum wage, think about the teenagers who will be able to contribute back into the economy!

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